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Hola, por desgracia no es un chiste, cruda realidad :confused:

�Problemas con las matem�ticas..........?

Por eso estamos como estamos: neuronas perezosas...

La semana pasada compr� un producto que cost� 158 �. Le di a la cajera 200 � y busqu� en el bolsillo 8 � para evitar recibir m�s monedas.
La cajera tom� el dinero y se qued� mirando la m�quina registradora, aparentemente sin saber qu� hacer.
Intent� explicarle que ella ten�a que darme un billete de 50 � de vuelta, pero ella no se convenci� y llam� al gerente para que la ayudara.
Ten�a l�grimas en sus ojos mientras que el gerente intentaba explicarle lo que ella, aparentemente, continuaba sin entender.
�Por qu� cuento esto?
Porque me di cuenta de la evoluci�n de la ense�anza en las matem�ticas desde 1950, que fue as�:


1) Ense�anza de matem�ticas en 1950:
Un cortador de le�a vende un carro de le�a por 100 pts . El costo de producci�n de ese carro de le�a es igual a 4/5 del precio de la venta. �Cu�l es la ganancia?

2) Ense�anza de matem�ticas en 1970:
Un cortador de le�a vende un carro de le�a por 100 pts . El costo de producci�n de ese carro de le�a es igual al 80% del precio de la venta. �Cu�l es la ganancia?

3) Ense�anza de matem�ticas en 1980:
Un cortador de le�a vende un carro de le�a por 100 pts . El costo de producci�n de ese carro de le�a es de 80 pts . �Cu�l es la ganancia?

4) Ense�anza de matem�ticas modernas en 1985:
Un le�ador cambia un carro "P" de le�a por un conjunto "M" de monedas.
El cardinal del conjunto "M" es igual a 100. y cada elemento vale 1.
Dibuja 100 puntos gordos que representen los elementos del conjunto "M". El conjunto "F" de los gastos de producci�n comprende 80 puntos gordos del conjunto "M".
Representa el conjunto F como subconjunto del conjunto "M", estudia cu�l ser� su uni�n y su intersecci�n, y da respuesta a la cuesti�n siguiente:
�Cu�l es el cardinal del conjunto "B" de los beneficios?
Dibuja "B" con color rojo.

5) Ense�anza L O G S E :
Un le�ador vende un carro de le�a por un importe de 100 pts . Los gastos de producci�n se elevan a 80 pts , y el beneficio es de 20 pts .
Actividad: subraya la palabra "le�a" y discute sobre ella con tu compa�ero

6) Ense�anza de matem�ticas en 1990:
Un cortador de le�a vende un carro de le�a por 100 pts . El costo de producci�n de ese carro de le�a es de 80 pts . Escoja la respuesta correcta, que indica la ganancia:
( 20 pts ) ( 40 pts ) ( 60 pts ) ( 80 pts ) ( 100 pts ).

7) Ense�anza de matem�ticas en 2000:
Un cortador de le�a vende un carro de le�a por 100 �. El costo de producci�n de ese carro de le�a es de 80 �. La ganancia es de 20 �.
�Es correcto?
(Si) (No).

8) Ense�anza de matem�ticas en 2008:
Un cortador de le�a vende un carro de le�a por 100 �. El costo de producci�n de ese carro de le�a es de 80 �.
Si Ud. sabe leer coloque una X en los 20� que representan la ganancia.
(20 �) (40 �) (60 �) (80 �) (100 �).

9) Ense�anza de matem�tica curso 2009/10:
No hay que preocuparse si no saben responder el ejercicio anterior: llevar�n a los profesores a la Oficina de Supervisi�n del Ministerio de Educaci�n y les exigir�n, a los profesores, repetir la prueba en vista de que la pregunta es de alta dificultad.
Adem�s, tambi�n se puede utilizar, como elemento de apoyo, chuletas, libro o cualquier m�todo o sistema para copiar en el examen sin que por ello sea expulsado de dicho examen ni suspendido, ya que, seg�n la Universidad de Sevilla, est�n en su derecho.

salud :brindis:

Re: O.T. Chiste Del Viernes
 

Hasta ahora pensaba que la peor frase que te puede decir una t�a es: "Tenemos que hablar...". Pero no, la peor frase que te pueden decir es: "yo tambi�n te quiero... pero solo como amigo".


Eso significa que para ella t� eres el m�s simp�tico del mundo, el que mejor la escucha, el mas enrollado... pero que no va a salir contigo.

Va a salir con un impresentable que s�lo quiere acostarse con ella.

Eso s�, cuando el otro le haga una putada, te llamar� a ti para pedirte consejo. Es como si vas a buscar trabajo y te dicen: "Se�or Motos, es usted la persona id�nea para el puesto, el que mejor vitae tiene, el m�s preparado... pero no le vamos a contratar. Vamos a coger a un incompetente. Eso s�, cuando la cague,�le podr�amos llamar a usted para que nos saque del l�o?"

Me pregunto, �qu� he hecho mal? Hemos ido al cine, nos hemos re�do, hemos pasado horas tomando caf�... �A partir de qu� caf� nos hicimos amigos? �Del quinto? �Del sexto? Joder, eso se avisa. �uno menos, y ahora me estar�a acostando con ella!

Para ellas un amigo se rige por las mismas normas que un Tampax: puedes ir a la piscina con �l, montar a caballo, bailar... Lo �nico que no puedes hacer con �l es tener relaciones sexuales.

Es que si lo piensas... Si para una t�a considerarte "su amigo" consiste en arruinar tu vida sexual, �Qu� har� con sus enemigos? A mi me parece muy bien que seamos amigos, lo que no entiendo es por qu� no podemos "follar como amigos".

Yo creo que la amistad entre hombre y mujeres no existe, porque si existiera, se sabr�a. Lo que ocurre es que cuando ella te dice que te quiere s�lo como amigo, para ella significa eso y punto. Pero para ti no. Para ti significa que si una noche est�is en la playa, ella se emborracha, hay luna llena, se han alineado los planetas y meteorito amenaza la Tierra... �A lo mejor consigues enrollarte con ella!

Por eso tragas, porque nunca pierdes la esperanza. �Qu� se l�a con Oscar? Pues ya romper�... cuando lo hace, t� atacas con la t�cnica de "consolador": "No llores, el Oscar ese es un chulo. T� te mereces algo mejor, un t�o que te comprenda, un t�o que sepa estar ah� cuando lo necesitas... Que sea bajito, que sea casta�o, que no sea muy guapo, que se llame Javier... como yo".

Al menos, siendo amigo puedes meter ciza�a para eliminar competencia. Es la t�cnica del "gusano miserable". Cuando ella te dice: - Ay, que majo es Paco, �verdad? �Paco? Es muy majo, s�... un poco bizco. - No es bizco, lo que pasa es que tiene una mirada muy tierna. - S�, en eso tienes raz�n, me fij� el otro d�a, cuando miraba a Marta. - No la miraba a ella, me miraba a m�. -�Ves como es bizco? El colmo es que las t�as consideran que tienen una relaci�n "superespecial" con un t�o cuando pueden dormir con �l en la misma cama y que no pase nada.

Pero bueno, �lo "superespecial" no ser�a que s� pasara algo? Un d�a despu�s de una fiesta, te quedas ayud�ndola a recoger, como haces siempre, y cuando acab�is, ella dice: - Huy, es muy tarde, �por qu� no te quedas a dormir? - �Y donde duermo? - Pues en mi cama. - A ti te tiemblan las piernas: "��sta es mi noche, se han alineado los planetas!" Al rato te das cuenta de que no son precisamente los planetas los que se han alineado, porque ella, como sois amigos, con toda la confianza, se que queda en camiseta y bragas, y t�, visto lo visto piensas: "Me voy atener que quedar en calzoncillos... con la alineaci�n de planetas que llevo encima". As� es que te metes en la cama de un brinco y doblas las rodillas para disimular. Ella se mete, te pega el culo y te dice: "Hasta ma�ana". Y se duerme! "Pero bueno, �c�mo se ha podido dormir tan pronto? �Pero esta t�a no reza ni nada?". �Estas acostado con la t�a que te gusta! Al principio no te atreves moverte, para no tocar nada. Sabes que si en ese momento hicieran un concurso, nadie podr�a ganarte: eres el t�o mas caliente del mundo. Y que larga se te hace la noche! Te vienen a la cabeza un mont�n de preguntas:

"�Tocar una teta con el hombro ser� de mal amigo? �Y si es la teta la que me toca a m�?". Pero despu�s de muchas horas ya solo te haces una pregunta: �Ser� realmente gilipollas?". No puedes creer que est�is en la misma cama y no vaya a pasar nada. Conf�as en que en cualquier momento se d� la vuelta y te diga: "Venga tonto, que ya has sufrido bastante, �hazme tuya!". Pero no. A las t�as nunca les parece que hayas sufrido bastante. Y mira que sufres... Porque tienes toda la sangre del cuerpo acumulada en el mismo sitio. Se han dado casos de hombres que han llegado a reventar.

Pero ah� no termina tu humillaci�n. A las siete de la ma�ana suena el timbre de la puerta: �Ay, es Oscar! �Oscar? �Pero no le hab�as dejado? Ya te contar�, que ahora tengo prisa. Se me olvid� decirte que iba a traer su perro, porque como nos vamos a Baqueira, yo te dije que el perro mejor que contigo no iba a estar con nadie. �Qu� tu eres un amigo! Tienes mala cara, �has dormido bien? Y ah� te quedas con el perro, que �se s� que es el mejor amigo del hombre

Re: O.T. Chiste Del Viernes
 

No tio no!

La peor frase que te puede decir una tia es....!

"��Est� dentro??" :meparto::meparto::meparto::meparto::meparto:

Birras i salut para todos!

Re: O.T. Chiste Del Viernes
 

Hola

Juan y Mar�a se casan pero como no les alcanza el dinero, se quedan a pasar la Luna De Miel en casa de los padres de Juan.
En la ma�ana, Jorgito, el hermanito de Juan, baja a tomar su desayuno.
Cuando esta a punto de salir de casa rumbo a la escuela, le pregunta a su mam� si Juan y Mar�a ya se levantaron.
Ella dice que no.
Jorgito le dice: - '�Quieres saber lo que yo creo?'
Su madre le dice: - 'Eso no te importa, !Anda a la Escuela!'
Horas despu�s Jorgito regresa de la escuela, y le vuelve a preguntar a su madre: - '�Ya bajaron Juan y Mar�a?
La mam� responde, 'No' Jorgito le dice: - '�Quieres saber lo que yo
pienso?'
La madre le vuelve a decir: - 'Eso no te importa. ���Termina de almorzar y haz los deberes!!!'
Largo rato despu�s, Jorgito regresa a casa de haber jugado con sus amiguitos y pregunta nuevamente: '�Ya bajaron Juan y Mar�a?'
Su mam� le dice, 'No' Jorgito vuelve a preguntar: - '�Quieres saber lo que yo creo?'

Esta vez la madre, cansada, le dice: - 'Esta bien, dime qu� piensas'.

Jorgito responde: - 'Bueno, anoche Juan vino a mi habitaci�n y me pidi�
vaselina.
Y yo CREO que en la oscuridad le di el pegamento de mis maquetas'

salud :brindis:

Re: O.T. Chiste Del Viernes
 

Cuentan que en la Santa Cena, estando Jes�s con sus disc�pulos, Judas le dijo al Maestro: Picha, mira que rayitas m�s g�ay he preparado. Jes�s por dos veces le dijo que El ten�a que dar ejemplo con sus actos y no quer�a probar. Pero a la tercera proposici�n, por no ser un malaje, acerc� la nariz y...justo en ese momento le vino un estornudo y mando todo el costo a la mierda. Entonces, se levant� Judas y, mirando a los dem�s disc�pulos, dijo... �No es p� matarlo ?

Re: O.T. Chiste Del Viernes
 

Eso es una tia o el tunel del guadarrama???? :nosabo:

Re: O.T. Chiste Del Viernes
 

O que uno tiene un cacahuete, una de dos!! :cunao::cunao:

Re: O.T. Chiste Del Viernes
 

Dos amigos se encuentran:

- � De d�nde vienes ?
- De la consulta del m�dico.
- � Vaya ! � Y acert� con lo que ten�as ?
- Casi acierta. Llevaba 100 euros y me cobr� 95.

:brindis::brindis:

Re: O.T. Chiste Del Viernes
 

Hola

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The Rise of Online Movie Piracy: A Threat to the Entertainment Industry

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The Menace of Online Movie Piracy

Online movie piracy has become a major concern for the entertainment industry, with millions of dollars being lost due to the illegal distribution of movies and TV shows. These pirated websites not only harm the financial interests of filmmakers and producers but also compromise the quality and integrity of the content.

Marco2024Bolly4uOrg, HDrip Hindi Org, and 480p 4 Better are just a few examples of the many websites that offer pirated movies and TV shows in Hindi and other languages. These websites use various techniques to evade detection and continue to operate despite efforts by law enforcement agencies and industry stakeholders to shut them down.

The Impact on the Entertainment Industry

The impact of online movie piracy on the entertainment industry is multifaceted. For one, it leads to significant revenue losses, as people opt for free pirated content instead of paying for legitimate streaming services or purchasing movies and TV shows. This, in turn, affects the livelihoods of thousands of people employed in the industry, including actors, directors, producers, and technicians.

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Furthermore, these websites may also engage in phishing scams, identity theft, and other forms of cybercrime, putting users' sensitive information at risk. By accessing pirated content, users may inadvertently expose themselves to these risks, which can have serious consequences.

The Need for Awareness and Action

It is essential to raise awareness about the risks associated with online movie piracy and the impact it has on the entertainment industry. By choosing to access legitimate streaming services and purchasing movies and TV shows, consumers can help support the industry and ensure that creators continue to produce high-quality content.

Industry stakeholders, law enforcement agencies, and governments must work together to combat online movie piracy and shut down websites that engage in this illicit activity. This requires a multi-faceted approach, including enhanced cybersecurity measures, stricter regulations, and public awareness campaigns.

The Role of Search Engines and ISPs

Search engines and Internet Service Providers (ISPs) also play a crucial role in combating online movie piracy. By implementing robust algorithms and filtering systems, search engines can reduce the visibility of pirated websites and make it more difficult for users to access them.

ISPs, on the other hand, can block access to pirated websites and impose penalties on users who engage in online piracy. This can help reduce the spread of pirated content and encourage users to opt for legitimate streaming services.

The Future of Online Entertainment

The future of online entertainment depends on our collective efforts to combat online movie piracy and promote legitimate streaming services. By choosing to access high-quality, authorized content, consumers can help support the industry and ensure that creators continue to produce engaging and entertaining movies and TV shows.

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Key Takeaways

FAQs

Q: What is online movie piracy? A: Online movie piracy refers to the unauthorized distribution and access of copyrighted content, including movies and TV shows.

Q: What are the risks associated with online movie piracy? A: Online movie piracy poses risks to consumers, including malware, viruses, cyber threats, and phishing scams.

Q: How can I help combat online movie piracy? A: By choosing to access legitimate streaming services and purchasing movies and TV shows, you can help support the industry and promote high-quality content.

Q: What role do search engines and ISPs play in combating online movie piracy? A: Search engines and ISPs can implement robust algorithms and filtering systems to reduce the visibility and accessibility of pirated websites.

The keyword "marco2024bolly4uorg hdrip hindi org 480p 4 better" refers to the highly stylized and ultra-violent 2024 Malayalam action thriller Marco, directed by Haneef Adeni and starring Unni Mukundan. The film follows Marco D'Peter, a man who returns from abroad to embark on a brutal rampage of vengeance after the murder of his foster brother. Movie Overview: Marco (2024)

Marco is a spin-off of the 2019 film Mikhael, focusing on the antagonist characters from the original story. It has gained significant attention for its extreme graphic violence, often cited as one of the most violent films in Indian cinema history.

Cast: Unni Mukundan as Marco D'Peter, Jagadish as the antagonist Tony Issac, Siddique as Adattu George, and Kabir Duhan Singh as Cyrus.

Release Information: The film was released theatrically on December 20, 2024, and was later made available on streaming platforms like Amazon Prime Video and SonyLIV in early 2025. Key Highlights:

Action Choreography: Noted for its technical brilliance, including a standout single-take staircase sequence.

Ravi Basrur's Score: The background music (BGM) is frequently cited as a major element that elevates the film's gritty atmosphere.

Certification: Due to its extreme gore and limb-chopping action, it received an "A" rating in India. Technical Context of the Keyword

The phrase "hdrip hindi org 480p" describes common technical specifications found on third-party sites:

HDRip: Indicates a high-definition copy sourced from a digital source.

Hindi Org: Refers to the "original" Hindi dubbed audio, as the film was released in multiple languages including Hindi, Tamil, Telugu, and Kannada.

480p: A standard definition resolution often used to reduce file size while maintaining watchable quality on mobile devices. Legal and Safety Warning

While sites like Bolly4uorg are popular for accessing such content, they are widely recognized as piracy platforms. Using these sites carries significant risks, including: Which of these would you prefer

Legal Consequences: Distributing or knowingly downloading pirated content is illegal in many jurisdictions.

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Ethical Concerns: Piracy deprives the creators and the Malayalam film industry of legitimate revenue.

For a safe and high-quality viewing experience, it is highly recommended to watch Marco on its official streaming home, Amazon Prime Video, or purchase it through legitimate digital retailers.

Based on the subject line provided, this appears to be a specific movie release. The subject follows standard piracy/release naming conventions (Title, Year, Source, Language, Resolution).

Here is a proper feature breakdown for the file specified in the subject:

Movie Title: Marco Release Year: 2024 Source Quality: HDRip (High Definition Rip) Language Audio: Hindi (Original) Resolution: 480p File Type: Feature Film

Proposed Feature Title: Marco (2024) - Hindi HDRip 480p

The Malayalam-language action thriller Marco (2024) , starring Unni Mukundan, was released theatrically on December 20, 2024. Directed by Haneef Adeni, the film serves as a spin-off to the 2019 movie Mikhael and follows the character Marco D'Peter on a brutal quest for vengeance following his brother's murder. Movie Overview Genre: Neo-noir Action Thriller.

Starring: Unni Mukundan as Marco, Siddique, Jagadish, and Kabir Duhan Singh.

Technical Details: Directed and written by Haneef Adeni; music by Ravi Basrur; cinematography by Chandru Selvaraj.

Certification: Rated A (Adults Only) due to extreme graphic violence, gore, and amputations. Official Viewing Platforms

While several unauthorized sites may offer low-quality "HDRip" or "480p" versions, the official high-quality releases are available through legitimate streaming platforms:

Hindi-Dubbed Version: Available exclusively on Amazon Prime Video.

Malayalam, Tamil, Telugu, & Kannada Versions: Available for streaming on SonyLIV.

Home Media: In Germany, physical 4K Ultra HD, Blu-ray, and DVD editions were released in early 2026. Critical Reception

Critics and audiences have widely described Marco as one of the most violent films in Indian cinema.

Fraunhofer Institute for High-Speed Dynamics, Ernst-Mach-Institut, EMI

Annual Report 2024/25 * Annual report 2024/25. * EMI Annual reports. Fraunhofer EMI

The text "marco2024bolly4uorg hdrip hindi org 480p" refers to the Hindi-dubbed version of the 2024 Malayalam action thriller Marco

, which is a standalone spin-off of the 2019 film Mikhael. The film is widely known for its extreme, stylized violence, often cited as one of the most violent films in Indian cinema.  Movie Overview  Release Date: Theatrical release was December 20, 2024. Genre: Neo-noir Action Thriller. Director: Haneef Adeni.

Lead Cast: Unni Mukundan (as Marco Peter), Siddique, Jagadish, and Kabir Duhan Singh. Music: Ravi Basrur (known for KGF and Salaar).  Plot Summary 

The story follows Marco, the adoptive son of the powerful gold-trading Adattu family in Kerala. When his younger brother Victor is brutally murdered, Marco embarks on a ruthless, gore-filled mission of vengeance. His path leads him into a bloody conflict with a rival crime syndicate, resulting in a series of highly stylized and graphic action sequences.  Streaming Information 

If you are looking to watch the film legally, it is available on major OTT platforms: 

In a cramped, neon-lit apartment in Mumbai, Arjun stared at the flickering cursor on his monitor. He had just finished downloading a file titled "marco2024bolly4uorg hdrip hindi org 480p" —a rare, leaked cut of a film rumored to be cursed.

The internet forums called it "The 4 Better Version," claiming it contained ten minutes of footage that never made it to theaters because it drove the test audience into a state of catatonic shock.

As the progress bar hit 100%, the air in the room grew heavy. Arjun clicked play. The quality was gritty, the colors bleeding into deep crimsons and charcoal greys. The film followed a man named Marco, a silent fixer for the underworld, but something was off. In the background of every shot, a tall, blurred figure stood perfectly still, watching the camera. Arjun leaned in, squinting at the

resolution. The figure began to move closer in every scene—not to Marco, but toward the frame itself. By the halfway mark, the audio shifted from the

dialogue into a low, rhythmic thrumming that vibrated in Arjun's chest.

Suddenly, the screen went black. A single line of white text appeared: “Are you watching closely?”

Arjun reached for his mouse to exit, but his hand froze. In the reflection of the dark monitor, he saw the tall, blurred figure standing directly behind his chair. It wasn't just a digital artifact anymore. The "better" version wasn't a movie at all; it was a doorway. or lean into supernatural horror

Marco (2024) is an Indian Malayalam-language action thriller that has gained significant attention for being one of the most violent and "gory" films in Indian cinema history. Directed by Haneef Adeni

, it serves as a standalone spin-off and prequel to the 2019 film

, focusing on the ruthless antagonist from that film, Marco D'Peter. Movie Overview Unni Mukundan as the titular character Marco. Supporting Cast

: Siddique, Jagadish, Kabir Duhan Singh, Abhimanyu Shammi Thilakan, and Yukti Thareja.

: After his blind brother is brutally murdered, Marco, a skilled martial artist and adoptive son of the powerful Adattu gold-trading family, embarks on a relentless path of vengeance. : Composed by Ravi Basrur (known for ), providing an intense and loud background score. Streaming & Media Guide

The film's availability is currently divided by language and platform:

The text "marco2024bolly4uorg hdrip hindi org 480p" refers to a specific pirated release of the 2024 Indian action thriller film , starring Unni Mukundan. The release details indicate: Marco (2024): The title and year of the movie.

bolly4u.org: The name of the pirated movie hosting site that distributed this file.

HDRip: Indicates the source of the video is a High Definition Rip, usually captured from a high-quality stream.

Hindi ORG: Signals that the audio is the "Original" Hindi dubbed version, rather than a "Cleaned" or fan-dubbed track.

480p: The resolution of the video (Standard Definition), which results in a smaller file size but lower clarity compared to 720p or 1080p. Better Alternatives for Watching

If you are looking for a better viewing experience, consider the following:

Higher Resolution: Look for versions labeled 720p or 1080p for significantly better visual clarity, especially on larger screens.

Web-DL / BluRay: These tags usually offer higher bitrates and better color accuracy than "HDRip" versions.

Official Streaming: To ensure the best quality and support the creators, check for the film on its official streaming partner (often Netflix, Prime Video, or Disney+ Hotstar following the theatrical run).

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Hola, sin polemicas, � vale ?

Llam� Pascual Maragall (cuando presid�a la Generalidad), a Alberto Ru�z Gallard�n, Alcalde de Madrid:

- Alberto, quisiera hacer un negocio contigo.

- Si como no, Pascual . �Qu� se te ofrece?

- Pues mira, nuestras f�bricas de condones cerraron y estamos ya que... Quer�a saber si nos puedes mandar un pedido de �100.000 condones?

- Puess... s� como no, Pascual.

- �Pero te puedo pedir un favor?

- �Cu�l?

- Que sean todos de color azulgrana. �T� sabes, no? Y lo m�s importante, que tengan una medida de 25 cent�metros de largo y 6 de di�metro.

Ruiz Gallard�n se queda asombrado por las medidas que pide el catal�n. "Joder con los catalinos", piensa Alberto. Total que le responde:

- Bueno Pascual, llamar� a un amiguete m�o para que los haga y te los mande.

- �Muchas gracias Alberto!

Despu�s de hablar con el presidente de la Generalidad, el Alcalde de Madrid hace la llamada al due�o de una compa��a de condones.

- �Qu� pasa Isidro? Soy Gallard�n. Mira, que te tengo un trabajito...

- �Si? �De qu� se trata?

- Pues me llam� el presidente de la Generalidad y dice que quiere un pedido de condones azulgrana, con una medida de 25 cent�metros de largo y 6 de di�metro.

- �Pero co�o! �Qu� se cree? Para m� que lo hace s�lo por presumir y son puras mentiras.

- Seguro, querido Isidro, pero paga, as� que de todos modos hazlos.

- Bueno, pues as� ser�. �Alg�n otro favorcito Alcalde?

- S�. Por favor, quiero que rotules en cada cond�n:

FABRICADO EN MADRID
TALLA: PEQUE�A

salud :brindis:

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Humor ingl�s
Celebraci�n del 90 cumplea�os de Miss Sophie
como cada a�o, con sus amigos que ya han fallecido y solo quedan la Miss y su mayordomo James.
Los actores est�n sublimes.....:tequiero:

http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/x5zld2

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Entra un se�or a un negocio de articulos deportivos totalmente desnudo, solo con zapatillas puestas.
El vendedor le pregunta: en que lo puedo ayudar?
El cliente dice: vengo a comprar esa bicicleta que esta en la marquesina y que vale 1000euros. Aqu� tiene los 500euros.
A lo que el vendedor le dice: el precio es 1000 y el cliente le contesta:
C�mo 1000' si sobre la bici hay un cartel que dice:
50 % off en pelotas y zapatillas...

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Las 4 botellas que usa un hombre en el transcurso de su vida...

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M�gico, Monet
volcad el tintero y dejaros llevar....
buen finde.

http://www.monet2010.com/fr#/voyage/

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Me encanta Claude Monet (y todo el Impresionismo) pero clico el link... y no veo nada...


Buen finde para ti tambi�n :brindis:

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Pues verse, se ve:santo::adoracion::santo:

:brindis: int�ntalo de nuevo.

http://www.monet2010.com/fr#/voyage/

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:nop:
S�lo una pantalla gris.
A veces ocurre (y con los v�deos m�s a menudo) que algunos sitios est�n vedados para determinados pa�ses por cuestiones de copyright. Quiz�s este sea el caso.
De todos modos, muchas gracias Chiqui! :brindis::brindis:

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debe ser la maxima expresion del arte,que no se vea:meparto:

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UNO RAPIDITO

Jos� quer�a desesperadamente tener sexo con Ana, una chica de su oficina, pero ella estaba saliendo con otro.
Un d�a Jos� se sent�a tan frustrado que fue hacia ella y le dijo:
"Te doy mil euros si me dejas hacerte el amor".
Ana le miro y dijo: "Ni hablar!".
Jos� respondi�: "Lo har� super r�pido. Te dejo el dinero en el suelo, t� te agachas, y habr� terminado en cuanto lo recojas".
Ella lo pens� por un momento y le dijo que lo consultar�a con su novio, as� que le llama y le explica la situaci�n.
Su novio le dice: "Recoge el dinero lo m�s r�pido que puedas. Ni siquiera le dar� tiempo de bajarse los pantalones.
A ella le parece razonable y acepta la proposici�n.
Despu�s de 45 minutos, llama a su novio y este le pregunta: "�Qu� ha pasado?"
Ella, con la respiraci�n muy agitada, le responde:
"�Aqu� estoy todav�a... El muy cabr�n me lo ha dejado todo en calderilla!
:burlon::cunao:

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El consejo del profesional

�o ir�a mejor en el hilo del erotismo?

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Informes hospitalarios que pasar�n a la posteridad. Frases sacadas de historiales m�dicos o de informes reales.

* El paciente no tiene historial de suicidios.

* El paciente rechaz� la autopsia.


* Resbal� en el hielo y sus piernas fueron en direcciones opuestas a primeros de diciembre.

* Para cuando se le ingres�, su coraz�n hab�a dejado de latir y se encontraba mucho mejor.

* Al segundo d�a, la rodilla estaba mucho mejor y al tercero hab�a desaparecido completamente.

* El paciente se ha dejado los gl�bulos blancos en otro hospital.

* La paciente experimenta dolor en el pecho si se tumba de lado izquierdo durante un a�o.

* El paciente est� deprimido desde que comenz� a visitarme, en 1983.

* El historial m�dico del paciente ha sido insignificante, con un aumento de peso de un kilo durante los �ltimos tres d�as.

* La paciente no para de llorar. Tambi�n parece que est� deprimida.

* La paciente dej� el hospital sinti�ndose mucho mejor, salvo por sus dolencias originales.

* Sujeto var�n de sesenta y nueve a�os, decr�pito pero de aspecto sano. Estado mental activo, pero olvidadizo.

* La paciente expir� en el suelo tranquilamente.

* La piel estaba h�meda y seca.

* El beb� sali�, se cort� el cord�n umbilical y se le entreg� al pediatra, que respir� y llor� de inmediato.

* El examen rectal revel� una tiroides de tama�o normal.

* La paciente tubo gofres para desayunar y anorexia para comer.

* Afirm� que hab�a sufrido estre�imiento durante casi toda su vida, hasta 1989, cuando se divorci�.

* El paciente presenta dolores de cabeza ocasionales, constantes e infrecuentes.

* El paciente gozaba de buena salud, hasta que su avioneta se qued� sin combustible y se estrell�.

* El examen de los genitales result� negativo, excepto por el pie derecho.

* El paciente vive con su madre, su padre y una tortuga como mascota, que acude a clases de formaci�n profesional tres veces por semana.

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Gracias Chiqui :gracias:
es precioso...
es una de las mejores preciosidades que he visto por internet y
adem�s resulta que Monet me encanta...

yo lo veo perfecto, es una joya de presentaci�n, es interactivo y funciona de maravilla
vale la pena que intent�is cargarlo otra vez

MONET
y seguir las instrucciones que aparecen en franc�s :sip:( es lo que hay...)
de clica aqu� o alla o arrastra el tintero para volcarlo, etc..
Gracias Chiqui :gracias:

:brindis:Copas de cava bien fresquito para tod@s:brindis:

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Realmente la mejor presentaci�n interactiva que he visto..Sublime!!!:adoracion::cid5::gracias:

GRACIS CHIQUI!!!

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�Precioso! Vale la pena verlo.

:cid5::cid5::cid5:

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Estupendo Monet

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Hola

UNA PROFESORA EN UNA ESCUELA LES DA COMO DEBERES A SUS ALUMNOS INVESTIGAR DE QUE MANERA FUNCIONA EL PAIS.

POR LA TARDE AL LLEGAR A CASA UNOS DE LOS NI�OS PREGUNTA: PAPA, COMO FUNCIONA ESPA�A???

---- TE LO VOY A EXPLICAR CON UN EJEMPLO, COGE TU CUADERNO Y ESCRIBE:

MI PAPA ES EL GOBIERNO, PORQUE EN CASA MANDA EL.

MI MAMA ES LA LEY, PORQUE ELLA IMPONE EL ORDEN.

MI ABUELA ES LA PRENSA, PORQUE ESTA ENTERADA DE TODO.

LA EMPLEADA ES EL PUEBLO, PORQUE HACE EL TRABAJO DURO...
y el ni�o dice...

Y YO SOY LA JUVENTUD Y MI HERMANITO ES LA ESPERANZA DEL MA�ANA!

------- AHI ESTA,!! YA TIENES TU TAREA RESUELTA-

--A MEDIA NOCHE, EL NI�O SE LEVANTA AL BA�O Y ESCUCHA RUIDOS
EN EL CUARTO DE SERVICIO Y SORPRENDE A SU PADRE CON LA SE�ORA DE LA LIMPIEZA,
ASUSTADO CORRE AL CUARTO DE SU MADRE Y LA ENCUENTRA DORMIDA
- VA A LA HABITACION DE SU ABUELITA PERO ESTA SE ENCUENTRA VIENDO LA TELEVISION.
AL VOLVER A SU HABITACION ENCUENTRA A SU HERMANITO
CON EL PA�AL SUCIO Y EXCLAMA CON ASOMBRO,

AHORA ENTIENDO TODO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EL GOBIERNO SE FOLLA AL PUEBLO,
MIENTRAS LA LEY DUERME COMO UN TRONCO.
LA PRENSA PIERDE EL TIEMPO EN TONTERIAS,
LA JUVENTUD DEAMBULA DESORIENTADA Y NADIE LE HACE CASO...
Y LA ESPERANZA DEL MA�ANA ESTA DE MIERDA HASTA EL CUELLO!


salud :brindis:

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Asaltan una joyer�a de madrugadaen Gij�n y la "poli" necesita un sospechoso.
- Entonces encuentran a un borracho cerca del lugar y lo llevan a comisar�a.
- All� lo bajan al s�tano y un "poli" empieza a meterle la cabeza en un cubo de agua.
- Cuando el borracho esta casi sin aire, el" poli" lo saca y le pregunta:
- -�donde est�n las joyas?
- El borracho balbucea intentando coger aire y respirar,
- pero el "poli" repite la operaci�n tres veces,
- hasta que la cuarta lo saca.
- El borracho, apunto de morir ahogado,
- empieza a jadear tomando aire y el "poli" repite:
- -�Donde est�n las joyas?
- Y el borracho le contesta:
- -� Cag�n mi madre, contrata a un buzo que yo no las veo!!

--:brindis:

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Venezia de paseo
virtual, pero vale la pena:tequiero:

http://www.ocholeguas.com/2011/01/25...295955769.html

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Chiqui, no me lo tomes a mal. Los dos �ltimos enlaces que has puesto son una pasada de chulos pero �no crees que estar�an mejor en otro post que no fuera el de los chistes? Seguro que mucha m�s gente podr�a disfrutar de ellos.

:brindis:

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Hola

Una ma�ana, un tipo, apreciaba su cuerpo frente al espejo, not� que hab�a tomado un bonito bronceado, menos en el pene y decide hacer algo para remediarlo.
Fue a la playa, se desnud�, se enterr� completamente en la arena,
exceptuando el pene, para que se le pudiera broncear con el sol.

Un rato m�s tarde, pasan dos ancianas, una de ellas se apoyaba en un bast�n para caminar mejor.

De pronto, una ve 'el pene' emergiendo de la arena y empieza a tocarlo con el bast�n.
Despu�s le dice a su amiga: !Realmente el mundo no es justo Juanita!'
�Que quieres decir?', pregunta la amiga...

Cuando ten�a 20 , estaba curiosa por verlo;
Cuando ten�a 30 , lo disfrute;
Cuando ten�a 40, lo ped�a;
Cuando ten�a 50, pagu� por �l;
Cuando ten�a 60, rogu� por �l;
Cuando tuve 70, se me olvid� que exist�a;
y, ahora que tengo 80, esas MIERDAS crecen silvestres y yo...

"Ya no me puedo agachar"

salud :brindis:

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Hola

Dos irlandeses, Shamus y Murphy, deciden salir a dar una vuelta por las
> calles de Dublin, con ganas de tomarse unas pintas de cerveza. El gran
> problema es que, entre los dos, s�lo tienen un euro.
> Murphy le dice a Shamus:
>
> �Tengo una gran idea! -y se va a la carnicer�a de la esquina, de donde sale
> con una salchicha enorme.
> Shamus le comenta:
>
> �Est�s loco?, ahora nos hemos quedado sin dinero.
>
> No te preocupes, �s�gueme!
>
> Entran en un pub y Murphy pide dos pintas de Guinness y dos copas de Jameson
> Irish Whiskey. Shamus le reclama:
>
> T� te has vuelto loco. �Te das cuenta del l�o en que nos has metido?. �No
> tenemos dinero para pagar!
>
> Y Murphy le contesta sonriendo:
>
> No te preocupes, que tengo un plan. �Salud!
>
> Se terminan las pintas y las copas y Murphy dice:
>
> Voy a meterme la salchicha en el pantal�n y la sacar� por la cremallera. T�
> te arrodillas y te la metes en la boca.
>
> El barman los ve, se pone hist�rico y los echa del pub.
> Con el mismo plan van de pub en pub, bebiendo y emborrach�ndose m�s y m�s y
> sin pagar un c�ntimo.
> En el en�simo pub, Shamus le dice a Murphy:
>
> Ya no puedo m�s. Estoy borracho y no soporto el dolor en las rodillas.
>
> Y Murphy le replica:
>
> �Y c�mo crees que me siento yo?... Ya ni recuerdo en qu� pub perd� la
> salchicha...
>
salud :brindis:

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Hola

Este es de una maestra que llega nueva a una escuela
El primer d�a de clase dice la maestra a los alumnos:

-Ma�ana quiero que veng�is con un bocadillo de casa para saber que nivel adquisitivo ten�is en casa.

Al otro d�a la maestra pregunta a uno de los alumnos:
-�T� de que lo trajiste Olayina?
-De jam�n de cerdo asturcelta.
-Muy bien, tu padre debe tener un trabajo muy bueno.
-Yo no tengo padre
-Vaya mujer entonces tu madre
- mi madre es puta
la maestra queda anonadada y entre tanto dice a otro ni�o:
-�A ver tu Col�s, el tuyo de que es?
-El m�o es de jam�n de cerdo asturcelta
-�Y tu padre de que trabaja?
- Mi padre es guardia civil
-Muy bien �y el tuyo Pachin?
-A mi me dan un trozo de pan y una onza de chocolate
-Entonces. �en que trabaja t� padre, que te dan una merienda tan mala?
-Mi padre es camionero, y entre las putas y la guardia civil no entra una perra en casa.

salud :brindis:

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Hola

El peque�o nieto estaba pasando unos d�as con su abuelo. Llevaba un rato jugando afuera con otros ni�os cuando entr� en la casa y le pregunt�:

- ���Abuelo!!!, �c�mo se llama cuando dos personas duermen en el mismo cuarto y una de ellas est� encima de la otra?

El abuelo se qued� un poco sorprendido, pero decidi� decirle la verdad.

- A eso se le llama follar, cari�o...

El peque�o dijo:

- "Ah...!" y sali�.

Al otro d�a lleg� del colegio y le dijo muy enojado:

- Abuelo, �no se llama follar, se llaman LITERAS!... �y la maestra quiere hablar contigo!





salud :brindis:

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un equipo de tv acude a un barrio marginal para hacer un informe sobre nivel cultural.
encuentra a un grupo de jovenes en un banco,de esos de pantalon ancho,caido,y pelo pollo,y hacen la 1� pregunta:
opinion sobre la poesia
respuesta: la poesia,la poesia....vino al barrio y se llevo a mi primo detenido por trafico,robo y arrastrar a una viejita de un tiron.
el reportero dice,no no es eso,esto va de poemas...
y responde el joven:el poema...ese es el poema,como sacamos a mi primo de la carcel:meparto:


buen viernes a todas

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No s� si alguien lo puso ya, pero las cosas del m�rketing siempre me han atra�do:

Llega Manolo corriendo a la tienda de deportes;

desnudo, pero calzado con zapatillas.

>> Ante la sorpresa de los clientes y vendedores,
el encargado le pregunta:"�Qu� necesita, se�or?".

-"Quiero una camiseta como la de Beckham, con
el n�mero 23, como para m�"-, responde Manolo.

>> El encargado toma una camiseta de la talla de
Manolo y la extiende en el mostrador.

-"Pues, �cu�nto vale, hombre?-, pregunta Manolo.

>>-"Son 60 euros"-, responde el dependiente.

-"�La llevo!... Aqu� tiene sus 30 euros- dice Manolo, entusiasmado.

>>"Mi amigo..."-, aclara el dependiente -"...me ha
o�do mal, le dije 60 euros."

-"Lo he o�do perfectamente; aqu� tiene sus 30
Euros y d�me la camiseta"-, insiste Manolo.

>>"�Joder!..."-, exclama el dependiente -"...si le
digo 60, es porque vale 60 y no 30..."Manolo, ya
enojado, responde: "Entonces, �por qu� tienen
ese cartel en la vidriera?"

>>"�A cu�l de ellos se refiere?-, pregunta el
dependiente.

-"A aqu�l que dice:

"EN PELOTAS Y ZAPATILLAS, 50% DE DESCUENTO":meparto:

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Hola

EL SIDA EN LEPE


Fiestas de la Bella, patrona de Lepe.
Plaza del Ayuntamiento abarrotada de gente, esperando el preg�n del alcalde.

Aparece el alcalde en el balc�n y dice:

�Leperos�!, vamos a celebrar las fiestas de nuestra Patrona, pero antes de que empiece el jaleo quiero deciros que teng�is cuidado con lo que hac�is, que os conozco, y sois capaces de cogeros esa cosa tan mala que es el sida.

�Hay que tener precauci�n!� �Por ejemplo !�, �veis lo que tengo en la mano?...
(el alcalde exhibe en su mano derecha una jeringuilla).

�Esta es una jeringuilla de un drogata!,�

�Pues vais a ver lo que hago!�

(El t�o se desabrocha la camisa y empieza a pincharse el pecho�)

�Me pincho una vez, me pincho otra vez,� me vuelvo a pinchar,� y no me pasa n�!

�Y sab�is por qu�?

��� Porque tengo puesto un cond�n !!!


salud :brindis:

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UNO DE LEPE VA A LA FARMACIA A PEDIR UNA CAJA DE 500 PRESERVATIVOS
FARMACEUTICO: SE�OR ACABO DE ABRIR LA ULTIMA QUE ME QUEDABA Y VENDI UNO,ASI QUE SOLO DISPONGO DE 499.
LEPERO:VAYA,YA MA JODIO UD. LA NOCHE


:cunao:

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EN LEPE UN CONCEJAL QUISO PONER LA CONDUCCION COMO EN INGLATERRA
LOS COCHES,A PARTIR DEL DIA SIGUIENTE IRIAN POR LA IZDA.Y DENTRO DE TRES MESES SI LA COSA IBA BIEN SE AMPLIARIA LA NORMA A LOS CAMIONES.:meparto::meparto::meparto: